Kids’ Corner Joke Page- May


Q: How do you make milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!

Q: How do you divide 20 potatoes among 6 people?
A: Boil them and mash them!

Q: What color is a hiccup?
A: Burple!

Q: What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
A: Where’s popcorn?

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why is a tomato round and red?
A: Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!

Q: How do you make an apple puff?
A: Chase it round the kitchen!