Q: What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
A: It becomes a sour puss!
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse!
Q: What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
A: Four days old!
Q: What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
A: Where’s popcorn?
Q: What animal has more lives than the cat?
A: A frog, he croaks every night.
Q: What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens!
Q: Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
A: In case they get a hole in one!