Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don’t be silly! He can’t read
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Because when you have found it you stop looking!
Q: What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
A: Long time no flea!
Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail. He carries his house on his back!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What day do fish hate?
Q: What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!